Apeman505's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Earthworm Jim Tribute]

Absolutely awesome.....

I sure would love to see tons more EWJ stuff here on Newgrounds. Such a great game... and the second one's even better. AND the show was absolutely hilarious. I wonder, did they ever come out with EarthWorm Jim 3D? If not, will they ever? Also heard a rumor about Shiny selling the EWJ franchise?! *sigh* Why must it be?!

[Boom Boom]

Holy bouncing monkey nuts!

That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life! I love animutations!!!!

Adept-Omega responds:

Hah hah! Mission accomplished! ^_^

[My New Song]

What the --- !!!!!

These are so annoying! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! HOW MANY OF THESE ARE THERE?! HOW MANY TIMES WILL SOME IDIOT THINK HE'S A FUNNY LITTLE PRICK AND UPLOAD THESE SHITTY PIECES OF FUCK THAT HAVE NO WORK PUT INTO THEM?!

[A Pig in a Cage]

Okaaaaay... that was weeeeeeeird....

Very nice. Got a reaction out of me. What more could be said?

[A Tekken Cartoon]

Not bad....

Pretty short. Kinda funny. Had Tekken guys in it... that makes all the difference....

[Caveman Trap Pt 1]

Honestly, why do people DO THIS SHIT?!

This is ALREADY ON THIS FUCKING SITE! I usually try to keep the language down, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DON'T UPLOAD STUFF THAT ISN'T YOURS! It takes good votes away from people who upload their own shit, slows down Newgrounds (they're usually 2-4 megabyte files), and ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!! It also happens to be against the rules of NG to upload something that's ALREADY ON THIS SITE! On top of all that, it's copyright infringement, and you could probably get sued if the author found out you uploaded it without permission, and DON'T TELL ME HE GAVE YOU PERMISSION! *pant pant* (This shit pisses me off all the way up to piss-off level 8....)

TkyToaster responds:

Yes, Stone Trek is Brian Matthews' show, and I write the silly thing. Brian has a crappy web connection, so I uploaded this episode, which was supposed to be the second half of Caveman Trap. Sorry 'bout that.

[Clock Tales: Ep 10]

This is starting to concern me....

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a clock-hater, but that movie does NOT deserve a 4.56 score! It's not a TERRIBLE movie, and if enough people like it I believe that it deserves at MOST a 3.00, but it's obvious that 10 out of the 11 people who voted on this movie were clocks. If this sort of thing continues, the top lists will be saturated with mediocre clock movies that cannot be voted down because of what I'm now dubbing a "clock block." I encourage the clocks to consider this and not vote five without first considering the quality of the movie. Other flashers deserve that much of a chance!

[C meets E]

WELL,

After viewing this movie, I sat stunned for several tens of seconds. As I waited (vainly) for some sort of resolving point to magically appear and conclude "C meets E," my eye caught the score granted it by ten viewers. It read 3.35. 'E-freaking-GAD!' thought I, and new thoughts came into my head, much like BurritoClock, who, according to AllClocksSuck, can't spell. Unlike the time-telling mexican dish, though, my thoughts were less than mild and uplifting. They centered on self-destruction for lack of any reason to go on living due to high scores granted to letters that have sex, but eventually settled on apathy after briefly grazing the idea of the destruction of Pineappleclock instead. I thought to myself, "Aw, fuck it, Fiffen!" I then watched in horror as my IQ dropped below my waistline....