Apeman505's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[C meets E]

WELL,

After viewing this movie, I sat stunned for several tens of seconds. As I waited (vainly) for some sort of resolving point to magically appear and conclude "C meets E," my eye caught the score granted it by ten viewers. It read 3.35. 'E-freaking-GAD!' thought I, and new thoughts came into my head, much like BurritoClock, who, according to AllClocksSuck, can't spell. Unlike the time-telling mexican dish, though, my thoughts were less than mild and uplifting. They centered on self-destruction for lack of any reason to go on living due to high scores granted to letters that have sex, but eventually settled on apathy after briefly grazing the idea of the destruction of Pineappleclock instead. I thought to myself, "Aw, fuck it, Fiffen!" I then watched in horror as my IQ dropped below my waistline....

[MARIO vs plane]

...Not when it's this late....

Honestly, that was probably the worst crap that I've had the misfortune to stumble near enough to smell. What on earth were you thinking when you made that?! That's it, I'm going straight off to join the BLAM club.

[Saja Pro Skateboarding]

Sweet!!!!

That was friggin' awesome! It deserves a MUCH better score than a 1.38! Way to be, man.

SamGreen responds:

Thanx buddy for ya review and because of you and others the score is much higher than 1.38... for now at least.

[the mighty croat no1]

How sweet it is.

That was great! I recognise some of the combos from Xiao Xiao, but you put 'em in with some of your own material. I do believe stick movies are starting to get somewhat good!

[Mother F***** 3]

Sun-dried crap.

I saw the first one of these and it you added, like, a second to it for number three?! Honestly, this was crap the first time through, the third time through, and therefore by the squeeze theorem it must've been crap the second time through. Either make it really long, or make it really good in quality.

[Teh Final Clock]

That was kinda funny....

At FIRST it was funny, but then it just got tedius because there was really no punchline at the end. Anyway, it's going to get a low score from me because of the file size. Did it really NEED to be 4.4 megs?! Honestly, you should compress the sound and crop the ends that you don't expect people to hear when your movie is done. Have it fade out or something, that way you can cut out half the song and still keep it looking professional.

GrapefruitcIock responds:

yeah i know how, sorry about the huge filesize, next time ill do what you tell me. IM A GOD

[Calvin and Hobbes Tribute]

I love that strip.

Only that wasn't the first strip published. I think he published the strip locally (I may be mistaken, so don't hold me to this) and produced that strip when his work was accepted to a larger newspaper so that the new audience wouldn't be lost. (He commented later that this strip, whose purpose was to introduce the characters, wasn't necessary because most of his local town was already familiar with the characters.) ...Yeah, sorry to be a nitpicker, but I just can't help myself!

[Freaks Come Out At Night]

What was that?

What, did he eat the guy? Anyway, it wasn't bad.

[Mikey's Comeback!]

Hi-larious!

Friggin' awesome, man!

[my favorite reviews]

That was awesome!

Egad, so many of the reviews on this site are absolutely annoying with the spelling and grammatical errors held therin! You can't yell at the ones that praise your work, but it sure felt good to watch that. Great idea.